Knock Out

1. For those who bothered to visit the rules section, kindly note that you are disqualified.


2. For those who bothered to read further, kindly note that you are disqualified for Knock Out 2011 as well.


3. If you have read the first 2 rules and are still reading, we appreciate your belief that ELAN 2010 is run following a set of rules and hence, to appease your ego and our appetite for stupid theories, here it is:


• Only original punch lines shall be accepted. They can be either philosophical or plain comedy...
  
• A set of sensitive and light hearted topics will be given and participants can write not more than 2 punches for each topic...
  
• Rule b) Shall be overruled in case you manage to tickle the judge's funny bone so much that he has a fracture.
  
• Any paper submitted without the author's name shall be deemed as a paper submitted by the Coordinators. If he/she cries "Foul play" on hearing this rule, we shall book them under Section 377 (b) of the Knock Out Penal Code, which is yet to be framed...
  
• Judges' decision shall be final and binding.
  
• The Coordinators are not Gods, but may portray a bit Holier than thou attitude. If you feel that they are getting on your nerves, you can...you just can't do anything... Just enjoy the event.